50mg MIT Gummies - Tropical Flavor
Kratom Gummies are now on the site! They can be found under the categories “Extracts” and “Other Kratom”. Made with all your normal gummy sugary goodness spiced up with a 70% MIT kratom extract. Each square contains approx 3.5g of powder equivalent dose. Fast acting, convenient, and a great way to enjoy your alkaloids 🙂
PainX Roll-On
PainX (Pain Extinguisher) is coming to the site soon 🙂 Brought to you by the same wizard biochemist that developed Thermo- this transdermal roll on solution is made of natural ingredients and has performed miracles for us personally.
My Story:Â When I worked for Rob (Biochemist), I also had another job at Fuddrucker’s- a popular gourmet burger chain. Just before my 6hr shift on my feet- rushing around fulfilling orders and cleaning tables; I blew my knee out by goofing around. Long story short my fibula likes to pop out of place and it can really hurt. I couldn’t afford to miss work but also couldn’t hobble around attempting to get the job done with 1 leg. I’m sure many of you are very familiar with this type of predicament. Luckily, Rob came through and suggested I try the PainX. I was very skeptical some woo woo essential oil packed roll-on was gonna touch the pain on my now texas grapefruit sized knee. Within 5 minutes of applying it I felt some tingles and slight aches like a ghost was rubbing a knot out of the area. Within 15-20 min my knee almost felt numb… but not unusable or lidocaine numb. It’s hard to describe. I made it through the whole shift with next to no pain and no issues from my knee. It was honestly baffling how effective PainX was (for me). Previous injuries similar to this one had me hobbling for at least a day or two until the inflammation went down and the nerves keeping the fibula in place tightened back up. My recovery period was insanely quick! Needless to say- I’m now a believer. This isn’t your grandpa’s Bengay. PainX is the real deal. Everybody’s results may vary, but hopefully it can be a useful tool to improve your life.
Like the Wind 2x
- A new enhanced blend is now available on the site in both cap and powder form. It passed the testing groups with FLYING colors. A powerhouse energy and focus oriented blend with our best whites combined with the perfect amount of 50% Hermes Salt extract to create a 2x strength miracle. Excellent uplifting energy with a surprising amount of relief, mood boost, and smooth long lasting vibes. It also tends to be fast acting because of the salt bioavailability.
Rockit Amanita Gummies
- Rockit Amanita gummies are now available on the site as well 🙂 if you’re looking for an alternative relaxing and potentially psychedelic experience- these bad boys are some of the best in the biz. Lab tests linked by QR codes on every bag.
17 New Strains and 2 Extracts in Testing
- A handful of these strains will end up making it to the menu, there are some stellar options already.Â
- A 45% extract very similar to our previous Mars Dust is undergoing testing, and so is a 75%. Both of them have been great so far with positive reviews across the board. It is likely they will find a place on the menu.Â
- The 80% Titan went through testing and wasn’t anything special. In fact, it was rather underwhelming. Maybe we’ll attempt at future batches but for now, the search for the “one” will continue. Only the best is acceptable.
Free Sample Program Scheduled to Resume
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Our free sample program is coming back! With some changes… A limited menu will be available, allowing us to prepare bags for shipping ahead of time. This will ensure all orders are shipping as fast as possible. One giant issue that caused us to initially shut down the free samples was the sheer amount of time they were consuming. It was impossible to keep up with regular day to day obligations while packaging all these tedious individual custom samples. There are currently qualified submissions for over 600 people in line for samples. Many of whom have been patiently waiting for us to get that program back up and running. Since tons of changes have been made to our site, these submissions from the old order form will be converted to our new email software and sent a custom sample offer only usable from the link in the email. Once these submissions have been handled, we will be looking to open more submissions to the public again. Our operation is growing every day, but to maintain quality control our growth is handled slowly and methodically. In addition to online orders we also serve in-store and local customers, as well as wholesale and production for other businesses. Between all this work, content blogs need to be created, websites updated, products added, upgrades made, keeping the shop clean, reorganizing inventory, the list goes on- it can be difficult to pile more work on top of it (especially for free). Thank you for your patience, we’re excited to get this project back up and running 😀
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No exact date available yet but it will be sometime in February.
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VIP Membership
In addition to the free sample program, the membership project is underway. We’re working at securing more premium lines of stellar leaf. This type of kratom is MUCH more expensive and not available in very large batches. It will be accessible to a member’s only group of subscribers. In addition to the premium access, TOP members / subscribers will also get discounts on a variety of other menu items. If you are a regular customer, the memberships will pay for themselves easily. These programs are complex to create and automate, so more updates will be posted as construction comes along.
