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A Glance Into 2024 for That One Place

Salt Extract and Liquid Luck 2.0 in Stock Now!
The 50% Hermes Salt Extract has finally arrived after much anticipation. Batches of the new Liquid Luck are already made and ready to ship. PLUS they're on a 20% OFF promo until 1/11/24
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Testing Round Updates
Due to the Holidays the feedback from the most recent rounds of testing is moving slower than usual. Out of the last 4 strains tested, only 1 Yellow will be officially making it through. The others will be going straight to clearance. OG Yellow Vietnam will be on the site soon!
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80% Titan Extract is in
Sample amounts of the new 80% Titan extract are in and have been distributed to testers for evaluation. If all goes well, it'll be completely in stock and available by Feb 2024 🙂
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New Product Updates

Testing rounds for 4 strains just finished and 1 strain prevailed. OG Yellow Vietnam. Smooth, warm, happy, mellow- perfect. Marks weren’t super high in any particular grading criteria, but it was loved almost unanimously even by testers of whom yellows have not traditionally been effective. We’re excited to add this to the menu!

The other 3 strains are moving to clearance. One of the options; Green #29 (OG Green Hulu) was liked by some testers and is pretty good overall but not quite good enough for us to confidently sell it on the normal menu. Everybody is different, there are a lot of people that have enjoyed our clearance items. So you can enjoy it on a hefty discount!

Here are all the options being added to the menu:

  • Super White Gold Jongkong (Clearance)
  • OG Red Kali (Clearance)
  • OG Green Hulu (Clearance)
  • Red Bali (Clearance)
  • OG Yellow Vietnam
 
More Products Being Added:
  • Kratom Kit
  • Amanita Gummies
  • ThermoFusion
  •  50mg Kratom Gummies (Tropical Flavor)
  • Happy Panda 2.0
 
As we get time, options will be updated to the site. It can be a rather time consuming ordeal. Part of this year’s goals is training an assistant to perform these tasks so items can be immediately updated.
 
 

Current Test Rounds

Testers are now critiquing a 2x enhanced blend, the Titan 80% extract, and a new green. It will take about 2 weeks to gather accurate feedback from multiple doses of each and make final decisions.

Testing Mania

A BUNCH of new options are on the way from a new source. These will be evaluated in the coming weeks and potentially add some exciting new menu options. This may require recruiting some extra help, so keep an eye out! The best place to be is on our Discord to find out in real time if testing spots are open. 

Kick Off the year with a BANG

2023 was full of challenging times for everybody. Despite the ups and downs we feel it was a great year overall. As Shia LaBeouf once said “Greatest gifts come from painful $#!+”. 

As seen above, we’re bringing in a crazy amount of new options to continue sourcing the best and most consistent kratom possible. One hit wonder strains are good and all but when they inevitably run out, what else can that vendor offer until the next unicorn is stumbled across? We’d rather have an inventory people can rely on year round. It takes patience, and a lot of investment. 

This year will be moving at an intensely rapid pace. Our extract tablet project is in the final stages, the site will be getting more upgrades, our wholesale division will be expanding, collaborations with other amazing vendors are underway, we created a new social media platform, we’re making a return to reddit (shhh don’t tell), we’re working out a schedule for making content for instagram, youtube, and tiktok. Once some additional premium sources are established, we’ll offer a private membership for exclusive access to rare and exotic batches. It will be a year full of growth, opportunities, and innovation. Hope to see you alongside the journey

January Raffle

As promised we are resuming regular events 😀 a raffle will begin Monday 1/8/24.

Ticket sales will be valid through Sunday 1/14/24 and the drawing will be Monday or Tuesday 1/15/24 (depending on how busy we are).

There will be 2 winners! 

Each winner will receive:

  • 1 Liquid Luck 2.0
  • 100g ICBINXXX 2%
  • 5ct 50mg MIT Gummies (Tropical Flavor)
  • 30g Kava 40% Extract

A $127.50 Value PER Winner.

Tickets are $2/ea, maximum of 5 tickets. 1 bonus ticket can be earned by doing an honest review on reddit for a potential 6 tickets.

The events are all managed via Discord, so please message us on there and join the server to purchase tickets and see the announcements of the winners 🙂

More Updates Coming Soon!

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