Description
Introducing our first member’s only 7-OH powder. From the same lab that brought you Chocolate Dahlia, Desert Rose, and Aphrodite- comes the UgLily. She’s hideous. No doubt. You may even convince yourself we sent you MIT powder on first glance. No shiny crystalline structure. No dazzling colors. Plain existential millenial tan. Don’t let appearances (or the price tag) fool you though, or you’ll be in for a swift kick to the gonads with the force of 1000 suns. The test group gave excellent ratings across the board for this extract, some even putting it in the top 5 alongside Tiger Lily and Golden Lotus. Some of the test group found it relaxing, most of them said it could fit into the daily driver category. Insane mood lift, a sharp injection of dopamine to tackle the day’s projects with enthusiasm. Solid relief, as is expected from a high quality 7-OH powder. Can fall into the relaxing realm if not mindful of dosage though. Overall an awesome pick we’re stoked to share with you! Our relationship with the labs is building and we were able to work a good deal on both sides, and the savings can be passed along!
Why member’s only? These decisions don’t come easy. We work hard to bring you the best quality. Our members work hard as well and decide to invest their hard earned money supporting our business. So these members should have the chance to grab this powder before word gets out and every Tom, Dick, and Harry grabs it up. We’re aware some people don’t think it is fair. We shouldn’t be “gatekeeping”. We want to give back to those who have supported us, and the member items and perks are how we can do that. Think of it like a VIP pass to That One Place and this extract is part of the VIP experience. If you don’t want a membership, that’s perfectly fine 🙂 there’s a TON of excellent options to choose from that don’t require a membership! Alongside this powder will be member’s only economy tablets (made using this extract).
Side note for the haters going around the internet saying our extracts are filled with methanol (because they don’t know how to read)- a big fat I TOLD YOU SO. This shows definitive PROOF of lab error with residual solvents from manufacturer labs. EVERY extract is thoroughly cleaned, sometimes multiple times- we will not sell a dangerous product. How could the same extract with 0 changes test 5000+ppm methanol and then 572ppm? Will just leave that there cause I know y’all gonna be creeping and I hope you read this and save the ignorant slander for somebody else.
InfiniteCal: 80.2% 7-OH
Murray-Brown: 61.8% 7-OH w/ 1.07% MIT
Side note: Why is it missing pseudoindoxyl testing? Some of the finest kratom labs in the country have no way to confidently analyze pseudoindoxyl yet. Somehow these other pop-up labs can do it? There’s a lot of funny business going on in this industry. I would trust those numbers as far as I can throw them. We’re here to bring you the truth and set a new standard. Even if it means taking a hit. Which labs do we recommend giving a skeptical look to – Anresco, Cora, SD Pharma, NNanalytics. We realize we have used SD Pharma labs historically. We believed them to be accurate, and sometimes they are accurate, but we are opting for results from other labs that are more familiar with kratom to give a better scope of data.
Hits pretty good every time I take it. Just ordered more. It’s my new go to. Gives a nice sense of euphoria. As long as it’s on the site. I will definitely keep buying it.
Don’t let the name “Uglily” fool you; while the initial appearance might not be the most striking, this 7oh powder truly shines where it counts.
My route of administration varies between sublingual and more often, encapsulated. From my experience, this powder is excellent in a capsule. It delivered surprisingly solid waves of euphoria that gently led me to a very pleasant burn. Both the effects and the duration proved to be excellent across the board.
While the taste isn’t exactly delightful – I would recommend having something flavorful on hand – this small drawback is easily overshadowed by the quality of the experience.
What’s interesting, and consistent with my experience with 7OH products, is the subtle yet noticeable variation between batches. Uglily leans more towards the euphoric side of the spectrum compared to other 7oh powders I’ve tried. Given its exceptional effects and the current introductory price, stocking up on this excellent powder is a no brainer for me
No dejes que el nombre “fealmente” te engañe; mientras que la apariencia inicial podrÃa no ser la más llamativa, este polvo de 7oh realmente brilla donde cuenta.
Mi vÃa de administración varÃa entre sublingual y más a menudo, encapsulada. Desde mi experiencia, este polvo es excelente en un capsul. entregó olas sorprendentemente sólidas de euforia que suavemente me llevó a una quemadura muy agradable. Tanto los efectos como la duración demostraron ser excelentes en todos los ámbitos.
Si bien el sabor no es exactamente delicioso, recomendarÃa tener algo sabroso a mano, este pequeño inconveniente se ve fácilmente eclipsado por la calidad de la experiencia.
Lo que es particularmente interesante, y consistente con mi experiencia con los productos 7OH, es la variación sutil pero notable entre los lotes. Fealmente se inclina más hacia el lado eufórico del espectro en comparación con otros polvos de 7oh que he probado. Dados sus efectos excepcionales y el precio introductorio actual, abastecerse de este excelente polvo es una obviedad para mÃ.
2 más, por favor, Sr. Panda.