Description
From the same lab that brought you Chocolate Dahlia, Desert Rose, and Aphrodite- comes the UgLily. She’s hideous. No doubt. You may even convince yourself we sent you MIT powder on first glance. No shiny crystalline structure. No dazzling colors. Plain existential millenial tan. Don’t let appearances (or the price tag) fool you though, or you’ll be in for a swift kick to the gonads with the force of 1000 suns. The test group gave excellent ratings across the board for this extract, some even putting it in the top 5 alongside Tiger Lily and Golden Lotus. Some of the test group found it relaxing, most of them said it could fit into the daily driver category. Insane mood lift, a sharp injection of dopamine to tackle the day’s projects with enthusiasm. Solid relief, as is expected from a high quality 7-OH powder. Can fall into the relaxing realm if not mindful of dosage though. Overall an awesome pick we’re stoked to share with you! Our relationship with the labs is building and we were able to work a good deal on both sides, and the savings can be passed along!
Side note for the haters going around the internet saying our extracts are filled with methanol (because they don’t know how to read)- a big fat I TOLD YOU SO. This shows definitive PROOF of lab error with residual solvents from manufacturer labs. EVERY extract is thoroughly cleaned, sometimes multiple times- we will not sell a dangerous product. How could the same extract with 0 changes test 5000+ppm methanol and then 572ppm? Will just leave that there cause I know y’all gonna be creeping and I hope you read this and save the ignorant slander for somebody else.
InfiniteCal: 80.2% 7-OH
Murray-Brown: 61.8% 7-OH w/ 1.07% MIT
Side note: Why is it missing pseudoindoxyl testing? Some of the finest kratom labs in the country have no way to confidently analyze pseudoindoxyl yet. Somehow these other pop-up labs can do it? There’s a lot of funny business going on in this industry. I would trust those numbers as far as I can throw them. We’re here to bring you the truth and set a new standard. Even if it means taking a hit. Which labs do we recommend giving a skeptical look to – Anresco, Cora, SD Pharma, NNanalytics. We realize we have used SD Pharma labs historically. We believed them to be accurate, and sometimes they are accurate, but we are opting for results from other labs that are more familiar with kratom to give a better scope of data.
